If a person is closely watching the marriage system in India while passing through any banquet hall or any resort ( Trying to jump to the conclusion in beginning to show the reality of marriages in India) one could find that the notion of "Subh Mangal Savdhan" has become a thing of the past as a person who is going through after effects of marriage is only concerned about the "FUP" syndrome which fortunately I could not decipher.
To each one to his own in coming up with this abbreviation which could not be found in any dictionary nor the Wikipedia but has become the reality of Indian masses. From traveling in a bus to Metro or at any place around your city this is the most common word coming from nowhere and you could just think what the fuck this is to hear this word every other time.
Now, coming to understand the sanctity of marriage which could not be seen at far or near as the women from all age group have taken a new way to earn. If anybody remembers a few years back there was a film of "Miss Parineeti Chopra" who looked very chubby and sweet along with "Mr. Shushant Rajput" who was dancing on various song sequences in "Sudh Desi Romance."
The movie was all about people from various backgrounds coming together to form an entire family system to support the bride and groom with their marriage ceremony which was hilarious and also termed as an utterly-butterly confusion with great picturesque location around Jaipur, Jodhpur, and Jaisalmer.
The event management companies have taken a leaf out of this movie and people from various backgrounds who are earning these days by such attempts could be seen imitating the voice of various anchors from different industries. The make-up artist which are the new breed from the earlier Beauty parlor in your neighborhood could change the person according to their whims and fancies as the lookalike syndrome is catching up very fast in Indian society.
People who were getting fucked both ways in terms of paying a heavy amount to get the slice of their desire "Marlyn Monroe" image which has become a craze in the West a few years back has caught fire in India during recent years. If you go to the marriage ceremony the person who will be dancing with your bride or groom will be the perfect photoshop image and to encourage that the few channels who have village background in their mind take money from "nautankiwalas" and bring out the best of their women or men to speak out some great words on air for garnering negative publicity which of course has become a thing of the past in this Twitter and Facebook era. People know the whereabouts of famous personalities but unfortunately, the reputation has never been the Indian masses forte.
Here in India, they say that reputation is built only once a person dies as he is known to be a good person only if the family spends his entire life earning on throwing parties after his death so that the dead person soul should reach "parlok" or the heavenly abode in a fast and furious manner with all cylinders blazing. The pandit who is responsible for chanting the Vedic hymns during the marriage is not to be seen in a hurry as there are few marriages going on and live-in is slowly and surely entering in the good society where people are mentally free and are working together.
Now, the only good thing which a person can do is not taking the "Ghodi-baraat" style of marriage as it is a thing of the past where the entire "kunbas" use to come and marriage was a social reunion. If a person is seriously inclined towards marriage and wants that both the partners i.e. the bride and groom should stay happily then they should adopt the style of court marriage.
It is always good to understand that your "Signature is the sign of Success" and not spending the money for the lookalikes who can dance and demonstrate their vital parts without any reason bringing a bad name to your thoughts and the reputation which may be being a bit apart in the thinking style your family must be carrying from the ancient past which is the real heritage and not that famous acres of land which is nothing but a place and sing with that jig. Not to harm the reputation of any person who could really change that beautiful piece of land into a theme based resort thus giving a fillip to the tourism industry.
So, if you are really concerned about getting your marriage safe and sound carry your bride or groom in style on a vintage car or scooter to the nearby court by prior appointment, get the marriage certificate signed with the witnesses in tow and thus instead of spending money on resort style wedding can book some great adventure style places to enjoy the life and rather than get pissed of by the comments and slangs of the person whom you rarely know before marriage or even look to get something out of him or her after marriage.
So, this change in marriage style will help you to save your piss and thus the mind will be free to get the jerk right at the best time and at best places to enjoy your future in style rather than piss off by the comments which lead only to frustration and then ends up with no resolution in terms of marriage. The display of the "stepany" or the extra tire of your car which is the most necessary thing should not come out at any time to show off the masculinity or feminism which takes you on a path of listening various comments from the people who belong to earliest civilization on this earth.
To each one to his own in coming up with this abbreviation which could not be found in any dictionary nor the Wikipedia but has become the reality of Indian masses. From traveling in a bus to Metro or at any place around your city this is the most common word coming from nowhere and you could just think what the fuck this is to hear this word every other time.
Now, coming to understand the sanctity of marriage which could not be seen at far or near as the women from all age group have taken a new way to earn. If anybody remembers a few years back there was a film of "Miss Parineeti Chopra" who looked very chubby and sweet along with "Mr. Shushant Rajput" who was dancing on various song sequences in "Sudh Desi Romance."
The movie was all about people from various backgrounds coming together to form an entire family system to support the bride and groom with their marriage ceremony which was hilarious and also termed as an utterly-butterly confusion with great picturesque location around Jaipur, Jodhpur, and Jaisalmer.
The event management companies have taken a leaf out of this movie and people from various backgrounds who are earning these days by such attempts could be seen imitating the voice of various anchors from different industries. The make-up artist which are the new breed from the earlier Beauty parlor in your neighborhood could change the person according to their whims and fancies as the lookalike syndrome is catching up very fast in Indian society.
People who were getting fucked both ways in terms of paying a heavy amount to get the slice of their desire "Marlyn Monroe" image which has become a craze in the West a few years back has caught fire in India during recent years. If you go to the marriage ceremony the person who will be dancing with your bride or groom will be the perfect photoshop image and to encourage that the few channels who have village background in their mind take money from "nautankiwalas" and bring out the best of their women or men to speak out some great words on air for garnering negative publicity which of course has become a thing of the past in this Twitter and Facebook era. People know the whereabouts of famous personalities but unfortunately, the reputation has never been the Indian masses forte.
Here in India, they say that reputation is built only once a person dies as he is known to be a good person only if the family spends his entire life earning on throwing parties after his death so that the dead person soul should reach "parlok" or the heavenly abode in a fast and furious manner with all cylinders blazing. The pandit who is responsible for chanting the Vedic hymns during the marriage is not to be seen in a hurry as there are few marriages going on and live-in is slowly and surely entering in the good society where people are mentally free and are working together.
Now, the only good thing which a person can do is not taking the "Ghodi-baraat" style of marriage as it is a thing of the past where the entire "kunbas" use to come and marriage was a social reunion. If a person is seriously inclined towards marriage and wants that both the partners i.e. the bride and groom should stay happily then they should adopt the style of court marriage.
It is always good to understand that your "Signature is the sign of Success" and not spending the money for the lookalikes who can dance and demonstrate their vital parts without any reason bringing a bad name to your thoughts and the reputation which may be being a bit apart in the thinking style your family must be carrying from the ancient past which is the real heritage and not that famous acres of land which is nothing but a place and sing with that jig. Not to harm the reputation of any person who could really change that beautiful piece of land into a theme based resort thus giving a fillip to the tourism industry.
So, if you are really concerned about getting your marriage safe and sound carry your bride or groom in style on a vintage car or scooter to the nearby court by prior appointment, get the marriage certificate signed with the witnesses in tow and thus instead of spending money on resort style wedding can book some great adventure style places to enjoy the life and rather than get pissed of by the comments and slangs of the person whom you rarely know before marriage or even look to get something out of him or her after marriage.
So, this change in marriage style will help you to save your piss and thus the mind will be free to get the jerk right at the best time and at best places to enjoy your future in style rather than piss off by the comments which lead only to frustration and then ends up with no resolution in terms of marriage. The display of the "stepany" or the extra tire of your car which is the most necessary thing should not come out at any time to show off the masculinity or feminism which takes you on a path of listening various comments from the people who belong to earliest civilization on this earth.
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