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Now coming back to the topic which is employment exchange era. I have been to Punjab and it still has the employment exchange where people put their papers and it's the government work to find out the job for them.
Now, talking about various agencies or websites in the NCR region where a person goes for interviews and find it to be a best place, gets nothing in return. Sometimes, these agencies are fake, at other times they charge heavy amount on pretext of getting jobs for the person.
Also, if the person looks for a job interview even in small company which is not more than 10 seater has to go through serious turmoil. First, they act as if they are the only one who can provide bread and butter to you. The person goes for interview, get seated for at least an hour after which the HR comes.
She speaks one or two odd words, takes your resume and then goes for screening. It takes another hour. Now after dilly dallying she comes back and to calm you down says some sexual intonations. The person who is a novice gets elated and the tongue pops out, still trying to be in full control but puts his head down because he has little bit of shame left in him.
The more experienced one looks at the sign of marriage and says Acha Sindur dala hua hai....the HR naughtily says with full expressions that also only in thoughts " nahi to kya karte?"...which is simply "acha jada tej hai tu" if she is sober.
Now depends what could be the answer. In the meantime the idiot Manager starts looking from the cabin and says "acha ye jada smart ban raha hai...matlab meri murgi le jayega" if the guy stands out to be handsome.
In the meantime the first round gets cleared in haste and the second round waiting starts. Now, the HR goes back to her seat and starts calling different numbers from where she knows whether anyone else is lined for interview after knowing the amount which the candidate is asking.
The Manager constantly has an eye on the job seeker at the same time bechara novice finds it an interesting place to work. Now the person goes for the second round and his hopes die as after little bit of quizzing he is asked to leave for the day with no calls to come back.
So seeing this, the era of employment exchange should come back in India where a person could submit the copies of his educational certificate and the Government or the Private sector should get the right candidate through the general process of screening at the first level and with the loud grin over the face one should go for the interview.
Then the person will face the eternal "Chittranjan Babu" who will ask you few questions and select the right candidate for the job. And then you will come back after few days,,, Maa mujhe naukri mil gayi maa... and then your mother will say...acha aab behan ki shadi ho jayegi...tuti chappal sil jayegi....aur nayi bahuria aa jayegi....
After that the Willy's will be waiting and you will say behen di takki...so the Police officer in you will be in cheques and the real person Tukaram will say kisi kisi ki luck hoti hai yaar...
So, keh du tumhe.....Chitranjan babu hi thik the....nahi to Vidyarthi jee sabka ae ke unnn kar dete aur Mukeshwa script writer hota!!!!!
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